It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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