I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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