Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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