dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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