I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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