This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
