id be glad to
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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