We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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