so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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