just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
My liver just had a heart attack.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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