Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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