you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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