I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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