D3 body, D1 cock
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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