I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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