Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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