I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize
