is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
A+ Viking dick
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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