This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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