Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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