And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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