It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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