i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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