The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
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