singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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