I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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