So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
FUCK WHALES
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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