do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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