you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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