I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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I look excited, but its just a facade.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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