Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
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