Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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