I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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