Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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