it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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