I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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