PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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