great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
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She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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