My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
