carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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