the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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