I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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