what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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