so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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