I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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