i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
