My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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