i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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