If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
This is the high leading the old right now
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After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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