Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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