So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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