I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
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He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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