Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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