I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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