seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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